Track 13
Boobies on the Beach
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Boobies on the Beach
Boobies have got to be the most wonderfully absurd birds in the world - not bothered by humans as we walk past, just going about their comical mating rituals... just keep flashing those blue feet!
D A
I’m standing staring at those Boobies on the beach
D A
I’d like to touch them but I keep them out of reach
A E
You know the sight of them just leaves me lost for speech
D A
I keep on staring at those Boobies on the beach
It’s entertaining watching boobies on the beach
Even when it’s raining watching boobies on the beach
Nothing’s the same as watching boobies on the beach
No one’s complaining watching boobies on the beach
D A
Here they go… one two one two left right left right up down up down…
The females do the honking, all the males just whistle
Hardly a sonnet, hardly and epistle
Still it’s such fun just watching all this flesh and gristle
It keeps me gawping, keeps my brain a-sizzle
They say there’s treasure there on the isle de platja
Sir frances drake some Spanish silver there did scatter
But with such great diversion well it hardly seems to matter
I just go crazy as I watch their pitter patter
I get my kicks just watching boobies on the beach
It’s a natural fix just watching boobies on the beach
It’s not just hicks a-watching boobies on the beach
Genius or thick we’re watching boobies on the beach
Watching boobies on the beach, boobies on the beach
Here they go… one two one two left right left right up down up down…
Oh watch those boobies!